Film Review: THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE & HER LOVER (1989)

Writer/Director: Peter Greenaway
Running time: 124 mins (approx)
Certification (UK): 18

Genre: Drama
UK Release date: 13^th October 1989

Watched on Sky+ Sunday 17^th March 2013.

PLEASE NOTE: THERE MAY BE UNINTENTIONAL SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW.

I have to admit I knew very little about this film before viewing it. I had a vague recollection of it causing a bit of a stir amongst the critics on release, but other than that I just thought it had a pretty cool title. I guess I was expecting a bit of a period piece, maybe set in the 1700’s or something; I couldn’t have been more wrong! Although very theatrical in presentation, which I liked very much, it’s very contemporary. Here’s a very brief summary before I give you my thoughts.

All of the action centres around a restaurant run by head chef, Richard Borst (Richard Bohringer). The owner, a bawdy ignorant man is the thief, Albert Spica (Michael Gambon), who dines there every night with his wife, Georgina (Helen Mirren) and his regular crew of henchmen. Now Georgina, who is very badly treated by Albert, has taken a lover, another diner at the restaurant, Michael (Alan Howard). They sneak liaison’s between courses and are aided in this by the chef, but it’s only a matter of time before Albert finds them out at which point things become very interesting indeed… I’ll leave it there as revenge is a dish best served cold.

I love the visual style of this film; it’s very theatrical but with huge backdrops; some of the scenes in the restaurant almost look like they’re filmed in an aircraft hanger. The use of colour is quite brilliant, even down to the actor’s costume changing colour as they move from room to room. I thought the music fitted the piece quite brilliantly too (aside from the operatic stuff – those that have seen it will know what I’m referring to). All the performances were excellent; in particular Helen Mirren and Michael Gambon; they both really shone in this one! It’s certainly one I’ll be seeing again sometime and one I heartily recommend although some may find certain scenes distasteful (definitely not for the youngsters!).

SteelMonster’s verdict: HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

My score: 8.9/10.

IMDb Score: 7.4/10 (based on 18,446 votes when this review was written).
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Rotten Tomatoes ‘Tomatometer’ Score: 90/100 (based on 39 reviews counted at the time of going to press).

Rotten Tomatoes ‘Audience’ Score: 72/100 (based on 20,454 user ratings counted at the time of going to press).
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FAVOURITE QUOTES:
Albert: What you've got to realize is that the clever cook puts unlikely things together, like duck and orange, like pineapple and ham. It's called 'artistry'. You know, I am an artist the way I combine my business and my pleasure: Money's my business, eating's my pleasure and Georgie's my pleasure, too, though in a more private kind of way than stuffing the mouth and feeding the sewers, though the pleasures are related because the naughty bits and the dirty bits are so close together that it just goes to show how eating and sex are related. Georgie's naughty bits are nicely related, aren't they, Georgie?

[speaking of Albert, the thief]
Michael: Where is he now?
Georgina: He's eating avocado vinaigrette and prawns... with his fingers.

Georgina: Yes! He's a man. He's Jewish and he's from Ethiopia!
Albert: What?
Georgina: His mother is a Roman Catholic, he's been imprisoned in South Africa, he's as black as the ace of spades and he probably drinks his own pee!

Georgina: Bon appétit. It's French...

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Film Review: FANTASTIC MR. FOX (2009)

Co-Writer/Director: Wes Anderson
Running time: 87 mins (approx)
Certification (UK): PG

Genre: Animation/Adventure/Comedy
UK Release date: 23rd October 2009

Watched on DVD Sunday 5th June 2011.

PLEASE NOTE: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW.

Over the years many tales by Roald Dahl have been adapted for the screen, both for TV and for the big screen. This is the latest big-screen adaptation of one of his works. For me, while it was quite an engaging tale I felt it wasn’t made for an audience outside the United States. This is not a criticism, it just seemed to me that it had all become a little too ‘Americanised’ (if that’s a word). The stop-motion animation, the sets and everything technical about it was very well done but I felt the characters had lost the mystique they had when I read this as a youngster. I will always now hear George Clooney as Mr. Fox and to me that’s all wrong (I explain why later). Here’s a very brief summary of the plot, and then some more of my thoughts.

Mr. Fox loves to steal chickens, ducks, anything he can eat or drink really. Unfortunately this is a dangerous business and his wife persuades him to find a safer occupation when she falls pregnant. So he takes up writing for a local newspaper. Several years later he decides it’s time they moved and so they go to live in the trunk of a tree. This affords him a great view of three local farms, owned by Franklin Bean, Walter Boggis and Nathan Bunce. Unable to resist the temptation he enlists the help of Kylie Sven Opossum and raids all three farms. The farmers aren’t going to take this lying down and Mr. Fox and his family, and in fact the whole community, find themselves trapped. Can Mr. Fox find a cunning way to save the day? As usual, my contract with the Spoiler Police prevents me telling you here.

I love the animation of this film, I always think stop-motion gives a very unique look and it works really well here. Although I have a slight dislike for the accents, to me Mr. Fox should be a very devious upper class English accent, but hey, you can’t always get what you want as the Rolling Stones once said. Anyhow, a decent effort from the voice talents of; George Clooney as Mr. Fox, Meryl Streep as Mrs. Fox, Bill Murray as Badger, Michael Gambon as Franklin Bean and even Jarvis Cocker who gave us a song as Petey.

So, in conclusion, visually, it’s a treat, I love the look and feel of the film. Plot wise, well it’s based on a Roald Dhal story so you can’t go too far wrong there. I liked the choice of music in the film, a couple of Beach Boys numbers were very welcome. I think if it wasn’t for the voices I would have enjoyed it more, but it’s worth seeing for the animation.

My Score: 6.9/10

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RT Page: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1197696-fantastic_mr_fox/
Official Site: http://www.fantasticmrfoxmovie.com/
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